I admit that I like to watch infomercials while I eat my cereal. It’s not a great habit, but I hate tv news, if I start reading a book I’ll never make it to work, and I’ve been incapable of just eating without distraction since I was three. I’d seen the commercials for the wen [...]
Back in the nineties when companies were just starting to encourage consumers to visit their websites, I saw www.tampax.com on tv and thought it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. Why would anyone go to the tampax website? Okay, so I just did. I wanted to see what the line of reasoning is for the [...]
My upper arms have been covered in those little red dots for as long as I can remember. I used to call them arm bumpies or dry skin bumps - that’s still what I call them, actually - and pick at them and squeeze little membranes out of them and then pick at the scabs and then pick [...]
In the three weeks or so that I’ve been thinking about starting a blog, I’ve had all sorts of inspirational flashes for brilliant posts – topics, jokes, clever word pairings. And now… nothing. Maybe it’s because Josh said “Just remember, whatever you post is out there for anyone to see and you can never really get rid [...]
…many hours are lost, few people entertained, except maybe me!